life the universe, and everything
I have recently been granted access to the LUE board on Gamefaqs.com. You must have 150 karma to get there, and after 2 years, i finally got it. LUE is a message board that thousands of people post on, with some of the most unusual and interesting posts and people i've ever seen. It's my new home...

Where have I been?
Car accident....im really messed up. But the chick was hot, and she wants me, so i guess its all good. Except for the broken leg, broken arm, lack of transportation to college, you know. http://www.angelfire.com/pa5/nintendoss for pics of the car

I'm immune to police officers....
I've been driving for a total of maybe 8 months now (yes....i'm 19 years old... shut the hole) very rarely going less than 20 mph over the speed limit. The police have never caught me. Truthfully. There hasnt been a cop yet that actually tagged me with the radar gun. I've seen about 35 cops so far, but every single time, they're always taggin' people going in the other direction of the highway, or if they ARE in my lane, they are juuust getting there, so everyone sees them pulling in, and they dont have the gun ready...

So now i'm selling "Police Immunity.. in a bottle!" for the low, low introductory price of just 19.99*.

*p+h not included

I like muffins
I dont eat breakfast in the mornings before class. I get up at either 0645 or 0745 for class, dependant on the day of the week. I dont wanna waste time eating before I leave, so I just fly to college with an empty stomach. When I get here, i suffer through my first class, then go to the little store and buy a muffin for a dollar. Good muffins. I got chocolate today. Chocolate Chip muffins. Ohhhhhh yeah...

Funny thing happened...
2 years ago, before we all split up for college, there was this little kid that everyone in the whole school hated, except for my friend Timmy. One day, little jeffy-bitch got involved in our trip to the movies, and my little mild summarization explains alot of what happened . I've had good reviews for this little story, cuz it has a little bit of humor in there!

My main purpose in blogdom...
Yeah, so what i guess im really gonna do, (to expand on my first post) is make this a story place. I'll tell you stupid crap that happens in my life, along with the strange and unusual things. Noone sez you have to read it. If you dont like it...go away.

I'll post nice little quotes or random stupidtyness's just to keep myself interested. Hopefully I'll get a nice little audience/cult to follow my every blog. That would be interesting. Much more interesting than my earlier 3 attempts at website dealing with nintendo stuff.

Son of a bitch...
So i go to the library to type some crap for college...(Bloomsburg University, Pennsylvania) and i lay my keys down next to my books by the computer. I press print, and go to get it. Its slow.... so i stay for like 2 minutes...i come back.. and my damn keys are gone...son of a Bitch (yeah, its the title!) So now im still in the library waitin for some chick to get out of class so she can drive me home, let me pick up keys, and then drive me back. And i think this chick took them. Not sure. Why the hell would someone take my ID card and keys? First of all, the ID card is useless to anyone, and second, noone knows which damn car is mine. Or at least i hope not...oh crap!

Dude...I got a blog....
Yeah so i got a damn blog now. I like to type random stupid crap. Ill follow in the footsteps of my step brother, who runs a blog with a bunch of his buddies - 3 Bruces - Careful, sometimes its not good for children, and not for the faint hearted. I'll like to post my stupid little stories of my happenings with women, what went wrong, what cool stuff happened that never happened before.....ya know. Especially like now.... i probably have like 2 or 3 weeks to make a decision between 3 chicks who just all of a sudden go single. They freakin planned it this way. I hate decisions. Dammit jay, wheres your own blog? We can have.... blog.. wars....?